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Episode #512 · Heather Graham & Justin BarthaMay 2013 · 00:05:49
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0:02Apparently, Alan's been off some meds for almost six months. Oh, God. Look at him now. We're all here to tell you about an awesome place called New Horizons. That does sound awesome. Alan, this is an intervention. We drive you there today, and I promise you will come back a changed man. You going Phil? I love you, Alan. You're seriously strong. I'm very different. It's too strong for me. The altote is too strong. It's too strong. What is your mint of choice? I don't... I like gum. I like gum more than mints. It's too gum in these things. Yeah, you're right. Altote's are kind of like drugs, though I have to say, because when they first came out, they're like, you eat one and you go, this is so strong, but now I take three and pop them out.
0:53See, I don't like gum. It's three curses from it. You got a different narrow face with that thing. Is Heather seen that yet? I don't know. Have you seen us DeNira? Wow, that looks good, actually. Thank you. You're good in personation. Not like that, no. No, I can't either. Have you two been on screen together? Is this the first time you've ever seen anything? I'm sad that we haven't. I've heard that before. Great to un-big fan of your sperm. Oh, thanks. Just another, another just one. Look at his dreamy blue eyes, right? I've heard dreaming everything. Well, Toss is your sunshine. It's nice. I love that he says that. I do try to be happy, so I'm glad he recognizes that. That's good. I hear you also love dirty jokes. I love dirty jokes. No one. Yeah, I'd love for your dirty jokes. Okay, these two sperm were swimming, and they were swimming and swimming and they were getting tired, and the one sperm says to the other sperm, I'm so tired if we reach the uterus yet, and the other sperm says the uterus.
1:41We haven't even reached the esophagus. That's clean enough that I can leave that in too much. Really? I can get good. Hello, Josh. You got to work with John Goodman a lot. What was that? Yes. Almost all your scenes, actually. Yes. I mean, it's a dream come true. He's the best. I mean, I actually would have worked with him before, and we knew each other a little bit, so I knew how cool he was, and what a big pleasure he was to work with. So he's the best. I mean, Walter from Big Lebowski is maybe one of my favorite characters of all time, so I really love him as a person and as an actor. Do you learn anything from watching him work? I learn something from watching everyone work. But of course, if you don't, then you're wasting your time. I mean, he's one of the greatest. You did a hand, I'm just going to keep going back and forth.
2:26Do it. So we're going to do this. You did a hand-over parrot with your agent or something like this. Well, my agent called and said, you know, my son's bar mitzvah's happening and we're doing a hangover parody where like, he pretends he woke up and you got a tattoo and he's like, can he come to your door and pretend he got married to you? That's true. And I'm like, that's crazy. And I did it because she was my agent. I was like, if anyone else asked me, I probably would have been like, no. So you played with us. Yeah, I played with myself. Yeah, I played with myself. We got married. He was 13. It was very cute. He's such a cute kid. Yeah. You had a part in Landon Mike Tyson at this Nick Cannon party years ago. Is this true? Oh, oh, I'm not landing him. No, we met him. You've been reading the internet. I haven't read any of these. No, Zach, Galafarak and I, we went out dancing as we do all the time.
3:16Why did he do it? It's fine. Zach and I like to go for it. How can we never invite me? You weren't even here. We would invite. But we go clubbing. We're clubbers. Oh, yeah. So I think at that particular night we dropped some Molly and we went over to Pure and we were just dancing our little heads off. And we... This is Molly. It's just a girl that I know. And then we saw Mike Tyson in the club. This was before the first one. And he was chilling. And it's Mike Tyson and he's a hero of mine. So we went over to him and we said, what's up? And he had no idea who we were, obviously. And that was it. He still doesn't know who we are. Even after all this. Five quick questions. One more answers. You guys can both answer.
4:01Oh. At the same time? Yes. Well, at the same time or one after the other. See how it plays first. Let's try a kind of view. Script or improv? I don't know. That's timing me. Script. Parov. Script. Parov. I like script. Both. Trick answers. Leonard McCartney. Leonard. I'm not going to wait for you. I got to go faster. You got to go faster. I'm indecisive. As you can tell. Yes. Okay. Bangkok or Vegas? Vegas. Oh, that's not. That's right. That's right. I got to say Vegas. Cool. If there was a freaky Friday moment you could play any member of the Wolfpack. Who would you want to be? Ken. It's too hard to answer those questions. Okay. In one word, I think this one will be easy. In one word, the hangover three. It's firm. What do you go with?
4:46It's firm. It's firm as well. Do you think this? Yeah. Wait, what are we doing? Hey, Phil. Kick yourself out a little bit. Allen. You get it? We can't be friends anymore. When we get together bad things happen and people get hurt. Yeah, that's the point. It's funny. It's all this tonight. It is. I believe I can fly. Hungry. Mom, I'm with a customer. She's rude. Here's that mom. Nobody likes you. Yeah, keep your mouth shut. Oh.
5:31Ha ha.
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