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Episode #647 · Miss PiggyApril 2014 · 00:04:57
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0:00It's Constantine the world's most dangerous frog check this out Oh look it's Kermit. Oh What did you do with Kermit? There must be some mistake I'm Kermit the frog I'm not constant team yet going to be here. Why hi. Hello. Kermit the frog here. You're me the frog Here Dominic International tour manager Dominic bad guy bad G French My name will go down in history as great the Steve of all time We know names right of course my name first in space bar space bar space bar your name Well, how's Toronto been to miss Piggy? Oh, it's been great. Yeah, I've seen so much
0:49Of this hotel room in this room. I put you over the presidential suite though. That's what I heard Yeah, I've seen that so much. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know which peer a person put that photo online That's not that's not the room I'm in have you seen the movie yet? Have you seen your So what do you think I what I think I'm fantastic. Don't you I thought you were wonderful? Yes Yes, I actually do like this movie though a lot even even more than the last one I did even more than the last one Yes, well, it's okay So you've played so many characters over the years missus Cratchit news reporter a psychic I wrote them all down editor Vogue three witches in the Wizard of Oz. Oh, I know and now this one What was the most challenging for you? I think the most challenging is playing myself. It's it it is
1:39I am such a larger-than-life person. You don't say yeah, I do you do I do you're sitting right here You just heard me didn't you so you big solo number walking around London? What was that like the song is called something so right and it is a beautiful song written by Brett McKenzie I was actually his muse for all the music in the film. Oh, wow. Yeah, and uh, but this this song is particularly beautiful I Think I think I think it's made even more so by my voice of course and and and Selena My good friend I invited her to guest artist on it and She's not half bad you ever some pointers teacher a few things You know I I decided to save her the embarrassment and I just went into the studio and
2:30Fixed a couple of the sour notes. Oh, yeah, no about it. So please don't tell her Thank you no problem Ty brow looks like he's a little bit of a crush on you in the movie He's the inspector. Oh Yeah, the guy with the Mustache yeah, yeah, yeah, um Yeah, we didn't spend a lot of time Together, but yes, yes, you know everybody everybody Whether whether it's in real life or in fiction. They just can't help it fall in love with me I'm feeling it right now. That's why I got to let you go before things get a little little too heated So we do something are you are you real or for fiction? I'm a little bit about whatever you want me to be Quick questions one word answers. Oh, okay. You ready? I like these games script or improv. I
3:24Script That's my answer like with a question mark Landon or McCartney McCartney Hitchcock or Kubrick Hitchcock singing or acting acting in one word muppets most wanted Hit it boys Do you guys think that Kermit's been acting a little weird lately? Refend mark caring at the footed to me. Yeah, that's what we say in Ricky Gervais tie barre and Tina back This is my car. It is illegal now. It's a massive taste Plus so many Hollywood stars it'll leave you wanting more. Yeah, no more
4:12Walka walka only one guy in this world it can save us only one frog who can restore order. Let's get out of here Bring justice and set things right you are talking about camera CIA interpol this is my travel badge. Here's my real badge. You must have been looking at the wrong You were singing Most wanted I am not Constantine You have to wait till I'm like out of the hallway
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