SXSW 2012: Day 3

0:07Day three of South by Southwest we've searched out music. We've searched out barbecue and now I'm feeling a little lonely So I'm gonna go find some love. I love it. Most of us I love pizza. I love this place So guys I'm a little broken-hearted kind of single now and I got to get back in the game so I need some pointers Honestly, this works very well. You speak Italian at all

0:55Can you remember a few words? Okay, go up to most beautiful girl you see and grab by the face and be like Hello ladies, all right Hey Ben go think it Sorry, I'm sorry You know what I you know what usually works for me Complementing their like beautiful traits if a girl has like you know a beautiful mustache or like nice sideburns or even like a little bit Arm hair arm pit hair showing just be like hey, I like your armpit hair and it usually works all the time You're not joking. No, no 100% Hey How are you doing? You have like the prettiest armpit hair

1:41We should hang out Honestly man the sky with the Italian this guy with the whatever corny compliments it's all about Spanish man looking to her eyes and say dengo Pupu and me Pan yal it works all the time and me pan yal. Yes Hey ladies, how are you? Sanco me tango be poo poo de bien We should hang out sometime. So that didn't go so well with those guys

2:29tried to help but not so much so You're gonna go see the love of my life lights. I think I had a connection with a few years ago and I need some confidence And I think this is my best bet Let's go see lights. Hey lights. How you been? Good. Nice to see you again I thought it has been a while it's been about three years and I felt last time we chatted in 13 days and 12 hours You remember so it's so it wasn't just me that had the feeling. Oh, well I mean I felt like we had this rapport and now we get to hang out in Texas. That's why I came just for me But now I hear you're engaged and you're kind of breaking my heart

3:15Yes, does he treat you well? Yes, are you happy? I mean you were like second choice. I know I'm always second but I was like man the distance Calgary. I know it's okay So Woody I've been on the search all day trying to find love and hasn't really been working out too well And I figured I grew up Montreal you're now a Montreal or maybe from one Montreal or to another You can give me some advice on maybe what the ladies like or what what I'm doing wrong or how I can get some help

4:05well, I Think you don't want to try too hard, you know You don't want to go over the top you don't want to walk down six street with your with your shirt off maybe you have to zero in a little bit on on your type and you know someone or something who you find a You know an innate energetic connection with you can you can communicate with you can be yourself with you can be relaxed with you know without without thinking too much and Being too self-conscious about the whole thing. I like that. So I'm looking for energy I like that end of day three saw some more great live music. Yeah, the love thing didn't work out as well That's okay. Maybe Woody's right. Maybe I'm just looking for energy